Welcome

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Hello and welcome to Dictated But Not Read. I'd like to introduce myself and also to introduce this site. My name is Adam, nice to meet you, these letters are dictated to my secretary who will remain unnamed because she is a woman and then posted, by her, to this site. As women do, she will make mistakes from time to time, but I will let them go since I do not read this site and do not care to correct her.

I'd like to introduce you to my working environment. See attached photo.


As you can see by the photo; I sit in an antique Chippendale-Designed Hall Porters' Chair, I smoke a fine pipe, I have 2 computer monitors, and I have large biceps. I also enjoy writing, but not literally. You might've already figured that out though.

I'll be open to virtually any topics of discussion as long as they do not pertain to myself. I love myself too much to hurt myself and will go to great measures to see that I, myself, am not injured.

Now for a demonstration of the power of my dictation prowess:

How now brown cow.

The human torch was denied a bank loan.

The arsonist had oddly shaped feet.

Unique New York, unique New York.

Amazing, isn't it?

Love & Rockets,
-Adam